Thursday, September 6, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse, or Greener Earth? DON'T GO VEGAN.

Learning to live within our Earth


Hey there folks! Today I was bored and starting thinking in random thoughts. I went to Google maps and just looked at the world. Sitting and thinking about how many trees and natural earth we've cut down within the time the species of homo sapiens has started to dominate the world. Here is a picture to sort of decipher what I am talking about.

Building off this picture, we the human race are producing ourselves way to quickly and destroying the very thing that helps this earth needs to grow and develop. I think you know what this means, there is only one logical choice over the matter. That's right, we need to start eating more meat!!! You heard me right, next time you are walking down candy cane lane and smell a nice juicy burger, treat yourself to it, you will be thanking me later. 

Sure sure, you can go ahead now and say to yourself, "My my, heavens no! Poor little creature. Poor delicious creature...plus I know meat is just SOOOO unhealthy...*snicker*." Well I'm tell you go for it. According to the world population growth map:

That's right, at this rate, our society will be wiping out much of nature for homes and whatnot for this earth. I am here to plee you to stop going Vegan. We need to eat more meat!!! Okay you're probably thinking, what are the correlations here with a growing population and eating meat? Well let me tell you. 

Our modern species has only been here around 200,000 years ago from first form. In the last 300 years we have seen an exponential growth that has nearly multiplied our population 10 fold. We are seeing more and more of our environment get destroyed while we somehow flourish on the land. This will just not do! We need to start planting more trees and growing more plants. But let's think about this for a second. Growing more vegetables?! Are you mad?

I may in fact be mad. haha ;) but you'll never know, til you know. With that being said, we should grow out our earth more and try not to expand so heavily and modernize everything. Maybe we should go back to our roots and live a much simpler and green society so we can be able to keep this wonderful earth how it is meant to be without such great interference. 

Back to the point. EAT MORE MEAT. If we eat more meat and let our fellow animal friends eat the things we produce so that can give them an evolutionary boost! If we feed all of our great vegetables and fruits, they will start to change their biological DNA in the farther future. We should feed them rich, complex vegetables so we can breed them and harness this same energy and nutrients from their meat (in future generations). There is also the possibilites if we just start eating mainly meat, we could help animals evolves more quickly and possibly start to communicate with us! Wow, what a loon you're thinking. But it could be true, have a little faith ;D haha. Yeeeah.

So there are basically only two possible outcomes that I see from eating more meat and not becoming a vegan:


1) You can help earths creatures evolve and help create a better, greener earth while tilting on the verge of starting a zombie apocalypse. Meaning that if we start to evolve our animals and just keep eating meat and planting trees and whatnot. We will eventually run out of meat if we all turn carnivore. So which may lead to a thirst for human flesh! I've heard if you cook it just right, it ain't so bad ;). But anyways, back to the apocalypse, we would just start feeding on each other because our long history of meat eating would never be fed by meer animals anymore. Thus in turn would lead to a vast expansion of forest and jungle and a never ending hunt for flesh that would cause our species to once again be ruined. 



2) You become a vegan and try to start a revolution to where everyone thinks they need to start eating only vegetables and fruits and whatnot. You keep cutting down trees for your precious tree tea and HONEY which is a byproduct of animals. Then our global population explodes because people find out that certain plants gives you an staggering increase in reproductivity. We will exponentialize our modern world and population because everyone is eating sooooo damn healthy for once. We destroy all of the life on the plant because we are eating it. People will become skinny and desperate for food but will not resort to eating meat. The world will not be able to balance out the Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide ratio enough to allow life to flourish and we will create an ever expanding set of polar deserts.


So in other words. We're fucked right? Well maybe not!

I suggest we eat both!!!! Keeping a good ratio of meat to vegetables/fruits. If we can somehow balance out the meat intake to vegetable intake to fruit intake and keep revitalizing nature as we take it out. I believe we can successively stop a looming extinction for at least another 10,000 years. Or Prove Me Wrong ^^

HOW DELICIOUS, and well balanced!


So thank you for reading. More subjective things seem to be on the way. So keep your ears peeled and your minds open. Have a good one!


Once again I do not own any pictures in this blog post. Rights go out to their respective owners. 



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